One fool on a stool
Is what I heard the bartender say

I Never thought my own life
Would ever turn out this way.
Green Snakes on the ceiling
walkin' walls I can see

One fool on a stool
And on this stool... sits this fool me.

One fool on a stool
One drink to a hand

No thread for your needle
No ma'am I ain't seen your man
Anything you want to tell me
I got no time for
Just order your drink
Or make room for more.
One fool on a stool
And on this stool... sits this fool me.