Let's get back to the basics of what spooky's supposed to be,
Do you prefer the Munsters or the Addams Family?
You've got your knitting needle and your manic lumber down pat,
You don't look so impressive behind that hockey mask!

Oh, my sweet angel,
Don't ever treat me bad,
Because I'm completely sane now,
But sometimes they come back,
And you'd scream if you knew what I did last Hallowe'en!

They don't make them like they used to, that is what I say,
A million sequels down the line, the plot has lost it's way,
Money out of murder, that is all it is,
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!