The sweet taste of eternal sleep,
Lie with my insides bare,
Hook hands and cloven feet,
Earth kids are so easy to scare!

When I need an undertaker,
I'll be your undertaker,
When I need an undertaker,
I'll take you to the grave and beyond!

The beast that lurks inside,
Is crying to get out,
Don't look me in the eyes,
I'll turn you inside out.