The schoolbell rings at midnight,
To raise us from the dead,
We head on down to the school house crypt,
While you're still in bed.
The lectures are horrific but playtimes outta sight.
All the monster children get scream-age kicks, right thru the night!

Go, go, Horror Highschool!
Go, go, Horror Highschool!
We're all kids in the Horror Highschool, now!

This, here, is the church of rock,
Where we get our lessons,
We gotta answer sums set by mad professors.
Lunchtimes, we get human brains, that makes us feel alright,
All the monster children get scream-age kicks, right thru the night!

We're all kids in the Horror Highschool!
We're all kids in the Horror Highschool!
Were all kids in the Horror Highschool, now...