I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom

Seeing faces, this worked out great
And I even got to stay up late
Didn't have to buy a corsage
Car's parked in the garage

I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom

And when the lights came up
And when the music stopped
You should have seen those looks they gave us
"Your mom looks like Geena Davis!"

I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom
I took my mom to the prom

"I was all like,
'you took your mom to the prom?'
And he's all like 'yeah' and I'm all like 'okay...'
And then I'm all, and then he's all..."