Welcome back, back to the party
Was it worth the trouble
Trying to be real
Welcome back to my illusion
Have a lie, I swear there's
Nothing real with me

Ladies get brighter
And boys get handsome
Russians make good rocknroll
Tv-commercials are good
For people

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Crab me by the toe tonight
Sling me to the cardboard moon
Crab me by the toe tonight
Drag me to the moon

Welcome back home from the real world
Did you see the stuff they
Call reality
Welcome back to my illusion
Have a lie, I swear it's
Not the truth you meet

Hippies are back and they're
Strong and healthy
Reagan sells pretzels for peace
Soap was invented by english roadies

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