I'm a screwin and a a-doin'
And I ain't got no foolin'
I'm killin' and healin'
'Round tokyo I'm wheelin'
I'm a fading and a trading
I'm killing insane
I'm givin' no gain
Chew me up

Bam-bam-boom
I'll give you the doom
'Cause I'm the Whlap-zap ninja
Whlap! I'm fast!