I did something bad
I got in a fight
about drugs
kicked him in the neck

I am helsabot
I am all you're not
but you wish you were

I am working hard
don't you laugh at me
I am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot

I take off my clothes
then I say to joe
"do your pants ever just fall off?"
a menage-et-trois' fine

I am helsabot
I am all you're not
but you wish you were

I am working hard
don't you laugh at me
I am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot