Broadminded, I just don't understand
A broadminded, narrowminded man
A broadminded, narrowminded man.

Every night I catch you sleepin' with a smile on your face
And calling names that I don't even know
Dear the call of Pat or Gracy and drink down at Stacey's
It's making plans to see your girlies show.

Broadminded, I just don't understand
A broadminded, narrowminded man
A broadminded, narrowminded man.

--- Instrumental ---

Every time you take me dancin' where we haven't gone before
Just to celebrate my night away from home
You start watchin' painted faces and flirt with the waitress
When we dance it just looks like dancin' alone.

Broadminded, I just don't understand
A broadminded, narrowminded man
A broadminded, narrowminded man.

--- Instrumental ---

Broadminded, I just don't understand
A broadminded, narrowminded man
A broadminded, narrowminded man...