Come for a trip on Uncle Nobby's steamboat
Where you can hide your worries on a high float
And we'll take a trip to Leprechauns & shamrocks
And hide our minds and troubles for a while
CHORUS: And we're going where the grass is growing green

To a mystic land that no one else has seen
Where oblivion takes the mind's reality
And reality fades into a memory
Captain Bluebeard gives a smile at the gangway plank to meet you
The first mate by his side with a work card if he needs you
They take you down below your cabin is cool & cozy
Full steam ahead we're ready for to go
CHORUS:

Bring on the dancing girls the show is now in motion
The choo-choo train is gone it's halfway through the mountains
The fairies and the witch the banshee's drinking brandy
Uncle Nobby at last is in command