Pierce! He's so fierce!
If you pee in the pool
He will take you to school
'Cause he's pierce! He's so fierce
Got his shades on at night
'Cause his badge shines so bright
Always ready to fight
Keeping justice watertight

That's right

He's the purple death
The chlorine knight
With floaties of justice
Ready to fight
People call him the purple ranger
Always ready to dive in when there's danger!

Crime doesn't swim
It get sucked by the rules
Every perp going down
On a ship of fools
From the shadow end
To the deep unknow
He's the hero we need
King of the splash zone

Pierce! He's so fierce! (So fierce)
If you pee in the pool
He will take you to school
'Cause he's pierce
No tears! (No tears)
Got his shades on at night
'Cause his badge shines so bright
Always ready to fight
Keeping justice watertight

In a world where renegade punks pee in the pool
One dude in a dino suit will be played like a fool
He's velocirapids lone ranger
Serving poolside justice while laughing at danger
His badge shines brighter than the summer Sun
His flip-flops echo loudly like a warning drop
No cannonball too small, no punk too mean
Meet purple death
Ultimate aquatic law machine!