I'm living the dream
It's just one of those dreams where you're losing all your teeth
And if you think that it gets better
Darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same dry ramen in a bowl I'm too lazy to clean
But I'm not drunk texting my ex anymore
I hope my father could be proud of me

Still, I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears

It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art!
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars!
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours

I'm living the dream
If you consider the dream to be haircuts and apathy
And if you think that I'll get better
Well, darling, take a look at me
I'm in too deep
It's the same hairstyle that I've had since I was seventeen
And I don't know why
Mother, are you proud of me?

Still, I won't wear the cat ears
I won't wear the cat ears
I won't— I won't wear the cat ears
Please, please, just don't make me wear the cat ears
I'm so done with the cat ears, please

It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art!
I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars!
I'm looking for a window to another world
Where I don't feel as lost and bored
I just don't wanna be a soft boy anymore
I wanna be yours!

I wanna be yours
I wanna be yours
Oh-oh
It's not an ahegao hoodie, it's a work of art