Feasting on the guts of my one time lover
I've resorted to storing
Her parts inside my colon

It's now been weeks and everything has gone to hell
I think the neighbors are on to me
But ain't no way I'm going to jail

Her friends ask about her
And I have idea where she is
But little do they fucking know
There are pieces of her in my shit

Now its all on the news
And I am starting to get worried

I have to play this cool
But this really sucks ass