Winter night, I'm going to seal, another nasty deal
The grief, that does, not speak, bewitched
Whose blame can't be revealed

He will be coming
You will be sleeping
And grabbing your soul
He will be corning
You will be sleeping
And grabbing your soul

Jingle bell, what the hell
Merry merry Christmas, wish you well in hell

Christmastime, be good, don't lie, or get yourself a deal
We survived, but hey, the ride was quite a bad ordeal

He will be coming
You will be sleeping
And grabbing your soul
He will be coming
You will be sleeping
And grabbing your soul

Jingle bell, what the hell
Merry, merry Christmas, wish you well in hell