F.u.c.k, i want my cd's back
fuck, my new girlfriends stacked
fuck, shes gained some weight
fuck, i'm doing great

But please don't tell her, the truth
being happy, is just a spoof

Fuck, tell her i'm rich
fuck, she was always a bitch
fuck, life's treating me good
fuck, hope she chokes on her food

But please don't tell her, the truth
being happy, is just a spoof
or let on to how pathetic i've been
since she left with all of our friends

F.u.c.k., f.u.c.k., fuck tell her these things

Fuck, you don't see me much
fuck, we don't stay in touch
fuck, i think he's always drunk
fuck, heard he's into punk

Fuck, fuck tell her these things