I tried my hand at love once
All the pieces didn't fit
So I gave it all up
Traded it for a fix it kit
You trapped me with your starry eyes
Coaxed me with your thunder thighs
Can't you see I'm just a priest
Not gonna be your piece of meat

[Chorus:]
Celebate [4x]

I just joined a momestary
Parents think that I'm a fairy
I'm not worried what they think
They don't know that love's a jinx
I tried my hand at love once
All the pieces didn't fit
So I gave it all up
Traded it for a fix it kit

[Chorus]