Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't

Put it in the fish tank
Drop it off at the bank
Bring it to the Walgreens
And put it in the ice cream
Put it in the mailbox
And put it in some old socks
Put it in a rice bowl
Stick it up your asshole

Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't

Put it in the hall of fame
Take it to a ballgame
Stick it in the gas tank
Put it in my Uncle Frank
Put it in the outhouse
Put it in my cousin's mouth
Put it in my guitar
Rub it on an old scar

Put it in some warm bread
Put it in the wood shed
Put it in my mom's shoe
Stick it to some Elmer's glue
Take it to a country show
And put it in the front row
Put it in the bathtub
And clean it with a good scrub

Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't

Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't
Hey, hey I love puddin'
Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn't