Oh the sun is shining and it's one of those
Beautiful days for cow pattern clothes
And if it should rain again then I suppose
I would get water on my cow pattern clothes

So get along little doggie or I'll punch you in the nose
Then I'll dress your mother up in cow pattern clothes
Do you like the song so far don't you think it flows
It rambles but it stops to mention cow pattern clothes

Cow pattern shirts
Cow pattern hats
Cow pattern ball gowns
Cow pattern jock straps

Cow pattern cardigans
Cow pattern knee highs
Cow pattern papal vestments
Cow pattern levi?s

(yodel) Cow pattern clothes
(Yodel) cow pattern clothes
(Yodel) cow pattern clothes
Cow pattern clothes