You are living in a doggy dog world
You are wearing MilkBone underwear
You like eating MilkBone dog biscuits
You are my ?? spaniel

Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman

You are a good dog
I like petting you
You are my wonderful tire
You are nobody's clam

Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman

You bark a lot
I wish you'd shut your whooping ass up
I wish you'd keep your trap shut
So shut your whooping ass up

Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman
Ben Wigman

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