I've got a shotgun and a bottle of Jack
Going to hell and I aint ever coming back
Last call for alcohol, ill tell you when I'm done
Wanted in ten states, a motherfucker on the run
Now lets go
So tell me when did drinking become a crime
Your whining
Your complaning is cutting into my drinking time
I've got too much blood in my alcohol system

I'm whiskey bent and I'm feeling fine, it happens everytime
Broken bottles don't mend broken hearts
Home wrecker 101 now were do we start
Now lets go

So tell me when did drinking become a crime
Your whining
Your complaning is cutting into my drinking time
I've got too much blood in my alcohol system

On your mark get ready and
Drink, drink, drink

So tell me when did drinking become a crime
Your whining
Your complaning is cutting into my drinking time
I've got too much blood in my alcohol system