Saw you on the slab
Late saturday night
Took one look at you
Couldn't believe my eyes
There ain't no doubt about it
I'm crazy about you

Long black hair
And pale white skin
Even though you're D.O.A
You're a perfect 10
There ain't no doubt about it
I'm crazy about you

Cold and blue
I'll rot with you
Miss morgue
I adore you

Ohh miss morgue

You don't have really much to say
As a matter of fact you don't say a thing
There ain't no doubt about it
I'm crazy about you

It's not so bad once you get past the smell
But i've never been one to kiss and tell
There ain't no doubt about it
I'm crazy about you

Cold and blue
I'll rot with you
Miss morgue
I adore you

Ohh miss morgue