It began in May, with a train wreck in Virginia;
A boxcar overturned and burst into flame.
A dark cloud formed made of hydrogen dioxide.
A Spotomatic Freeze was born that day.

Woah, woah...
Spotomatic Freeze [2x]

Then it went South and it covered up Atlanta -
It rained toxic hail there for days.
Then it got smart, and it headed North to Washington;
Brought the whole damn country to its knees.

Woah, woah...
Spotomatic Freeze [2x]

That's when the President called We Are Scientists
And we came to save the day.
We couldn't stop the freeze, so we sent it to Alaska
And as far as we know, it's still there today.

We all say

Woah, woah...
Spotomatic Freeze [4x]