It's not what you do,
It's who you know
You're wearing out your friends
Like they're clothes
Your trophy wife is by your side
Smiling all the while she should be crying

I don't make any sales
I make no sins
Making fun at everyone's expense
So grab your partner by the hand
And dance 'til you can't stand up on your own

While you're lying there
trying to decide
I've got something here
that may help make up your mind

Woah-oh!
Blonde leading the blonde
Leading the blonde
Woah-oh