Heide, heide, heide ho.
Life was moving way to slow.
Call the doctor what's wrong with me?
Can't think man I can't see.
Name on the door says Christ M.D.

Doctor, doctor what is your game?
I can't even recall my name.
Doctor says "Hey look here bub.
We'll have some fun but here's the rub.
You gotta quit the zombie club?

I quit the zombie club.
Went down like a russian sub.
I quit the zombie club.
They say I lost my mind and that's just fine 'cause I quit the zombie club.

Hey doctor, doctor, doctor man.
Have you got a payment plan?
He turned around and looked my way.
Cracked a smile and said "Hey, hey. That's alright and that's o.k."