Hey, I'm not strange, I'm just like you
I like to do what normal people do
I comb my face and shave my hair
And keep a live chicken in my underwear

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I'm not strange, I'm just like you
We're not strange, We're just like you
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not strange

I'm not strange, I'm just like you
I've got the very same frustrations too
You should have seen me at the bar last night
I like 50 cents get me just right

Chorus

I'm a real good guy, now that's no shit
'Bout half the time I'm full of it
I like to smoke and drink and have my fun
And see how fast my car will run

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I don't start anything that I can't end
You know I even got married to my girlfriend
In the morning I like bacon and eggs
And I've got balls between my legs