Back on the track
And i'm comin' back home
There's nothin' for me
But fungus for tea
(baked beans with fungus)

Bog house out back
Mosquito attack
Fridge on the blink
A smell in the sink

He's on the right track
And he's comin' back home

Slack mac attack
And i'm getting hungry
Fungus abound like nuns in a scrum
Rags in my head, rats in my bed
A hole in the roof
And i'm getting soaked through

He's on the right track
And he's comin'back home

5.30 bang get outta my bed boy
The boys in blue
Are coming for you
If i see them again
I'm gonna let on boy
So get back on the track
Cos i'm coming through

He's on the right track
And he's comin' back home