Kyou mo seitokai Buta domo wo shikaru no
Atashi ga ichiban Koutei to yobe!!

Aaa? Wakaitte ii ne?
Sono uchi kowakunaru yo?
Daremo shinjirarenai

Wakatte temo yogoreruno.

WAADO-kun, megane hazuse!
MEGANE, CUURU janai no
Atashi no kao wo tatete yo?

Ageru yo? Esa !!

Odore ! Sakebe ! Hatarake !
Nanimo miruna ! Minaide !

MARUO ! MEGANE hazushita no ka?
Atarashii no nusumou ka?
Seitokai chou ni iwaretaka w
Ore ga ieba daijoubu !

Ore no kao wo tatete

Same to ki sakura
Kane to SUIITSU toka
Agete gen NAMA de TODOME !!
Yoyuu sa !!

Kinbuchi MEGANE ni GOORUDO CHEEN
Nante yurusenai nya
Ochikobore wa yurusanai !
Kimi wa nanimo shiranai ne?

Sekkaku AHIRU ni haitta no ni nanda?
Kono uta wa BAKA?
Uiteru kamoshirenai kedo
Atashi waruku nyaii