He heard a round of applause
throughout the grapevine
that nearly took out his jaw.

He staggered round the front lines
to make a big splash.
You are no prisoner of mine!

He was 5 feet tall.
Weighed 100 lbs.
When his wife would call
he'd pout and shout
and pout and shout.

He gathered all of his men
for a night of cinema.
He was the crème de la crème.

They tangoed round the front lines
to make a big splash.
You are no prisoner of mine!

He was 5 feet tall.
Weighed 100 lbs.
When his wife would call
he'd pout and shout
and pout and shout.