Don't eat animals if they don't sweat
Only do drugs that are real hard to get
Smoking crypto is bad for your health
I'm touching myself by the health food shelf

It's a policy
A policy
I'm sorry sir but you've got to leave
It's a policy
A policy
I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave

I start with shrimp from the local zoo
I've got a takeout, what about you
I'm selling drugs to the kids at the school
I'm up all night gooning to a pinshot of you
If you knew the things I do
To get ingredients, to get ingredients for my perpetual stew

Policy
A policy
I'm sorry sir

Don't keep me up man I've got things to do
I need a bucket some lube and some screws
I know a dude who knows a dude who knows a dude
Who told me all about you man, he told me all about you

A policy
It's a policy
I'm sorry sir but you've got to leave
It's a policy
It's a policy
I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave
It's a policy
A policy
I'm sorry sir but you've got to leave
It's a policy
It's a policy
I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave