Jonah:
Do not fight,
Do not cheat,
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord!

Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why I've come to share
a message from the Lord!

And if you follow God's commands,
there will be peace throughout the land!
You will live long and happy lives!
With your sheep - your kids - your wives!!

Don't eat pigs
Don't eat bats.
Don't eat beetles, flies, or gnats.
Stay away from all of that!
A message from the Lord!

Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke!
A message from the Lord!

Townspeople:
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.

Woman 1:
Wash your hands before you eat.

Man 1:
There is nothing quite as sweet-

Woman 2:
A message from the Lord!!

Jonah:
All together now!

Townspeople:
Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why he came to share a message from the Lord!

And if we follow God's commands,
there will be peace throughout the land.
We will live long and happy lives!
With our sheep - our kids - our wives!!

Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke.
A message from the Lord!

Jonah:
Don't do drugs.
Stay in school.

Cockney Person:
This is quite a lot of rules!

Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool a-

Townspeople:
Follow them and you're no fool a-

Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool a-

All:
A message from the Lord!