*speaks* It was the strangest thing...

*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,
Where the cowboys practice..

Out beneath the desert sky,
Stood a dozen cactus!

*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?

*pea* Continue...

*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you...
gathered 'round the other.

They bowed, you see...
To the one, that was me!

Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!

*speaks* Crazy, huh?