Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials
This one blew my mind
Tell me, who ya gonna call
When you need that affection?
Ya got to have it quick
Well, just a-hang your love line
In her direction

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line
Yeah, all you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations
If you call back for more
Now who ya gonna call
When you need that special
Little somethin'
You can say what you like
It's all confidential

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line

All you bad, bad boys
Make a mind blow
All you bad, bad boys (dial 1-900-spanked)

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line
All you bad, bad boys
It's a spank line
All you bad, bad boys
Just, call her up, call her up

1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)
1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys
(All you bad, bad boys) Just call her up
It's a spank line