Meet the plastics, they just arrived!
I'm ecstatic to be alive
It's my pleasure to ignore the lovely people at my door

Carbon copies, you always know when they are around
Instant replay, I'm never gonna play again

Meet the plastics, out your window
Causing trouble on TV
It's my pleasure to ignore the lovely people at my door

Carbon copies, you always know when they are around
Instant replay, I'm never gonna play again

Meet the plastics, they're fantastic!
They came to town and fooled around
It's my pleasure to ignore the lonely people at my door

Carbon copies, you always know when they are around
Instant replay, I'm never gonna play again