I like the way that you don't talk.
I like the way that you don't walk.
I like the way you do nothing at all.
I like the way you don't fuss and squeal.
I like the way your skin don't feel.
I like the way you just lay there so still.
I'm glad I chose to date you.
It didn't take long to inflate you.
I wish I'd known you long ago.

Polly Urethane ...
That's a purty name.
I know you won't play games ...
Play games with my heart.
You're adorable
And you're portable.
Polly Urethane,
You're everything to me.

I like the way your eyes don't blink.
I like the way that you don't think.
I like the way you look when you're wearing hot pink.
I like the way you don't stare at me.
I like the way you don't disagree.
I like the way you leave all decisions to me.
You're soft and yet resilient.
Your colors are so brilliant.
It says here you're also waterproof.

Polly Urethane ...
That's a purty name.
I know you won't play games ...
Play games with my heart.
You're adorable
And you're portable.
Polly Urethane,
You're everything to me.
Polly Urethane,
You're everything to me.
Polly Urethane