She Was a Beauty Queen With Add
She Says That She Forgets the Day That I Met Her
Was Just Another of Her Casualties
Temporary 'til She Found Something Better
Oh Brother
There Goes Another
My Mother She Just Sits Up and Cries:

"Hang On, Hang On
Everything Is All Right
You Know Who Loves You
Hang On, Hang On
Everything Is Ok
No, She Wasn't Worth It Anyway"

She Was a Dizzy Dish of Cool Khaki
But the Gap Inside Her Head Was Offensive
There Was Another From a Seinfield Scene
Well Her Manly Hands Were Far Too Aggressive
No Worry,
What's All the Hurry
My Mother She Just Sits Up and Cries:

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