Hello everybody, we're Uncommonmenfrommars
You came to see some good punk rock
But they didn't tell you that we suck

And it's too late now
You came to see us anyhow
And now you have to stay and watch us play

We don't know how to sing
We don't know how to play
And now I bet you're real pissed off
You're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked

You can try to turn our amplifiers off
But then, I'll have to kick your face
And Big Jim will fuck you with his bass

But we don't give a fuck
We suck, we suck, we suck, we suck
And anyhow you paid and now you're
And anyhow you paid and now you're
Fuuuuuuuuuuucked