Give a man a uniform
He'll give you a hard time
Educate you about AIDS
The new moralistic crime
Things they never dreamed of
When they were a youth
No drink, no drugs, no women
And always tell the absolute goddamn truth

Goddamn truth!
Uniform choice!

Things were really different
In those far gone days
No punk, bloody murderers,
Revolutionaries or gays
People always knew
Their own place in life
To stay at home, have some kids
And fuck their fucking wife