On behalf of all the geeks
I'd just like to say
I've been telling you all along
That Lord of the Rings was cool

(He told you so many times...)
I told you...
(He told you so many ways...)
I told you...

I wore a cloak to school every day
But who's laughing now? Ha ha...

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Now you'll all do as I did
You'll name your first child "Bilbo"