Sometimes people scratch behind my ears
And it feels nice
Sometimes when I'm socializing
I get nervous and act rude
Sometimes people think I'm really cool
Like a block of ice
Sometimes on the subway, I start conversations
With homeless dudes

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
You're a basketball team

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
Aren't you sad Toronto?
You're a tragedy

I'm not trying to act rude
I'm not trying to be smart
I'm just singing the words inside my heart
I'm not trying to act rude
I'm not trying to be smart
I'm just singing the words inside my heart

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
You're a basketball team

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
Aren't you sad Toronto?
You're a tragedy