Don't want to be Sylvester stallone - don't push me
Nev-ever gonna star in "home alone"
Hamlet, macbeth, i'm crazy for king lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting shakespeare

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Fred olivier, to be or not to be
Fred olivier, all for my equity

Don't want to go to hollywood
I sit alone and play the wood
I quoth othello and i feel wick
I'm the only one who understands what i speak

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Guitar bit

I tread the boards till it make me scream
But it was only a midsummer nights dream,
There's more to life than a shakespearean clone
All i want is fame and fortune

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