What do you mean I've had too much to drink?
Well, I don't give a fuck what you think
What do you mean that you'll kick me out of your bar?
I can't even find my car!

Drunk & Disorderly, Drunk & Disorderly
Drunk & Disorderly, Drunk & Disorderly
Drunk & Disorderly, Drunk & Disorderly
. . . Not me!

Well, I never said that to your wife
Mister, do you care for your life?
Well, now it's time to go and do the show
But I'm so drunk I jsut don't know!

Drunk & Disorderly, Drunk & Disorderly
Drunk & Disorderly, Drunk & Disorderly
Drunk & Disorderly, Drunk & Disorderly
. . . Not me!