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you know this is true.
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there's nothing you can do.
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if the price is right,
so let's put the seal on this little deal
and I'll be yours tonight.

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I know what's best for you.
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anything will do - So, come on, buy me!

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your sexy perfume spray,
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I'll make you feel okay.
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So put your money where your heart is,
I know what's best for you.
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anything will do - So, come on, buy me!
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try my special offer, you can pay me by the month.
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call me day or night, you know, I'll always come around.
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So put your money where your heart is,
I know what's best for you.
Just cough it up and let's get started,
anything will do.
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Why not try me? - You know you like me!
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