Think of me as programmable soda
Too much cherry?
Baby, then you can just add cola
Think of me as programmable soda
'Cause you can
Can be a cruel fella
So okay, then I just back off the vanilla

Think of me as programmable soda
'Cause I've come
I've come to accept that
For lovelies you are a fanatic
But I can't
I can't let that throw me
Into a genital pa-pa-panic

Think of me as programmable soda
Too much cherry?
Baby, then you can just add cola
Think of me as programmable soda
When you think
And, boy, when you drink
When you think of me