Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
But i've got mine somewhere

Blue moon
You know just what i was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone i really could care for
And be clo..? (spoken quickly) so i'm seventeen
And i can enjoy all the men in the world that i love!

(cheering) and i said to the mormon girls...
I really like the mormon girls
I was hanging out with them a couple weeks ago
And something happened, i forget what it was
I was telling them about her, my new little friend here
And how she's five men to take care of her
They like wait on her and all that stuff
...and the women got really quiet...
And i said, 'girls, don't get nervous. this could be your future too!'
(cheering) o.kee.
Fair's fair, boys, you've done it for thousands of years.