Stick me up I'm on channel two
Pouring out my heart for you
It's a funny thing but it pays my rent
I'm just the entertainment

Bring me in from the cold rain
I play a couple notes in exchange
They smile at me and call me their friends
But I'm just the entertainment
I'm just the entertainment

I sing, I dance, and boy I entertain you
(Hum, hum, hum, hum)

Last night I lost my head
I found it in some women's bed
I asked her what it all meant
She said "I'm just the entertainment"

So if you feel like having a good time
Maybe drink a bottle of wine
Come on down bring all your friends
I'll be your entertainment
I'll be your entertainment

I sing, I dance, and boy I entertain you
(Hum, hum, hum, hum)
(Hum, hum, hum, hum)