Woke up this morning,
Didn't take a shower,
I've been regretting that,
For the past hour!

Because my head itches,
My head itches, yeah!
My head itches,
My head itches, yeah!

Doc i need some dandruff shampoo for my hair!

Went to the doctor,
He looked at me and he said:
Boy what's your reflection?
I pointed at my head..
And said..

My head itches,
My head itches, yeahhh!
My head itches,
My head itches, yeahhh!

Doc i need some dandruff shampoo for my hair!
When the doc was done listening to me,
He stared at me quizzically.
He said:
Toby you don't need me,
Dandruff shampoo is otc!

So if your head itches,
Your head itches, yeah!
If your head itches,
Your head itches, yeah!
(hit the wrong, i hit the wrong cord!)

Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your hair-ai-air,
Dandruff sha-ampoo
For your hai-aiair
For your hai-aiair
For your hair,
For your hair,
For your hair,
For my head!