I had a run in with my dad,
about a girlfriend that I had.
He got a look at what we did,
he don't believe in sex.

My dad he lectured till his face was red.
As red as my girlfriend's.
He was talkin about self-respect,
when my mind wandered.

(...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?

Erection! Erection!
(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate,
Fuck! Fuck!

I had a run in with my dad,
he don't believe in sex.