Come on girls, we've suffered for our art,
Now it's time for you to do your part:
Ask a roadie, come backstage -
Even though you're half our age -
And we'll do! And we'll do! And we'll do! And we'll do-o ya

"Ain't had sex", said JFK
" 'Til you've done it all three ways" -
That'll be the freakin' day:
Cos you know we're dreaming

husbands, fathers, don't get mad:
Rock stars like to think they're bad -
The real thing is rather sad:
We don't wear masks for nothing...