Why get bored from your working day?
Take a sickie with full pay
You wanna boost producivity?
Don't go to work, you're far too healthy.

Take it easy, coast along
come in second, get it wrong.
Show some mercy, lower the bar
take a short-cut on that extra yard.

Take a break from your best
hang back and have a good time with the rest
Why add winning to your daily load?
Put all your hotels on Old Kent Rd.

Push the envelope - into the bin
go home early - chuck it in.
Be pro-inactive and low-tech: Go Sick.