I've got trouble with my mother;
I've got trouble with my wife;
I've got an apple fritter -
Slit my stomach open.

Chorus:
Whole lotta love
Pus Pus Pus Pus
John Mc. Clintoff
John Mc. Clintoff

Slip on my ice;
Slip on my slide;
Who is that rectangular man?
Fifteen men don't make a football team.